I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund…
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
After passing a test you didn’t study for
When someone calls me and then asks ‘Who is this?’…
That frustrating moment when you’ve almost finished your bowl of flakes, and the last 5 are like “catch me if you can, bitch!”
And you’re just sitting there like
When you just can’t handle finishing the cereal.
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
Drying your hands when there isn’t any paper towel
Dancing as a kid.
When I was a kid, we danced like..
Today’s kids dance like..
(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg )
